A list of puns related to "Fallen Tree"
His poos were really sticky.
I commented that the tree really branched out.
I'm stumped
"I hope no one was hurt"
Groan...
... when something falls out of the tree and hits him on the head.
He picks up the fallen object and examines it, then declares, βWhy, some invisible force must have pulled this apple to the ground!β
A passerby overhears the famed scientist, then mutters, βFucking idiot doesnβt know one fruit from another,β before shouting, βHey! Thatβs a fig, Newton!β
He had fallen out a tree and broken his arm. βDad! Dad!β, he yelled, βcall me an ambulance.β
I replied; βOkay son, youβre an ambulance!β
In heaven the Elephants are in charge of remembering everything, the monkeys are in charge of giving hugs, the hippos are in charge of retrieving things that have fallen in water, the mice are in charge of dancing on the petals of flowers, the cats are in charge of landing on their feet when they fall out of a tree and porcupines are in charge of keeping the monkeys away from the bananas. π In Hell the Hippos are in charge of dancing on the flowers, the elephants are in charge of landing on their feet when they fall out of a tree, the cats are in charge of retrieving things that have fallen in water, monkeys are in charge of remembering everything, the mice are in charge of keeping the monkeys away from the bananas and the porcupines are in charge of giving hugs. π«
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