Shrunk Puns

I was furrious!

..."No, but I'm a little Thor."

Dad: Why don't you lose some weight...

I drove up to the local drive thru this morning to get breakfast for myself and the kids and one of my daughter's older friends was working the window. She had a sign on the window that said "Need 5's Please!" When she put her hand out for payment, I turned it around and gave her an enthusiastic high 5. She asked "Why did you do that?" I pointed to the sign. She rolled her eyes. My daughter shrunk down into her seat, facepalming. I drove home beaming.

A shrunk

We were talking about a mutual friend recovering from cancer:

Wife: .. and her tumor shrunk at least 50% now.

Me: (almost instantly) So it's a onemor now? Good for her!

Wife: (Silence then a groan)

..I think I'm going to hell for that one.

EDIT: grammar thanks jonty57

I asked my dad why he is seeing a shrink. He responded (dead serious):

Because I need to be shrunk.