Ballistic Puns

What is a ballistics experts favorite snack?

Chips and glockamole

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/caddycoup

📅︎ Apr 25 2019

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Why vegetarians can't go ballistic?

Because they can't go HAM

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/GratitudeEra

📅︎ Jun 05 2017

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I can't dry fire with this gun...

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/PCMM7

📅︎ Mar 05 2019

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Why is a tin of human meat the best type of trebuchet ammunition

It's canniBallistic

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/PotassiumIsNotK

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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This is definitely a high caliber pun.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/PardonMyEnglish

📅︎ Feb 15 2015

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NK failed to launch a missile today

I heard they went ballistic.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/atticusw

📅︎ Apr 16 2017

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