So I guess you could call them spud muffins.
Kids are taking last night's leftover gnocchi to day-care today.
As we're leaving the house wife calls out; "I have no key." I responded; "The kids are taking it for breakfast".
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!π
Gnocchi.
Pi-gnocchi-o
He has gnocchi
Gnocchi
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
Gnocchi
Pin-gnocchi-o
Gnocchi
He had gnocchi
You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta
Cause there is Gnocchi to open it
Because he had gnocchi.
He had gnocchi.
(No-key)
Gnocchi
I couldn't get in. I checked underneath the mat, in the flower pot, but then it dawned on me.
I had gnocchi.
But I thought, donβt gnocchi tillβ youβve tried it.
Gnocchi.
I had gnocchi.
and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"
because he has gnocchi
Ex post from /r/jokes got exiled to dadjokes
... She said they looked gross, but I said don't gnocchi until you've tried it.
He said "That sounds gross" so I was like "Hey, don't Gnocchi't til you try it."
The owner had "gnocchi!"
Shopping-
Me: Hey, is gnocchi vegan?
Dad: Of course it is! It's got gno-cheese!
Then a World Market employee four aisles away completely bowled over laughing, literally hooting and hollering. My dad has been strutting around all proud of his joke all day. I don't think I can ever go back there.
It had gnocchi.
Gnocchi
He had gnocchi!
He had Gnocchi.
Gnocchi
gnocchi gnocchi
