Those brother in law pun skills
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Those brother in law pun skills
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What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?

Outlaws are wanted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havenotredditt
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Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel

You can only use a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Brootalz
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A good lawyer knows the law...

A great lawyer knows the judge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
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Due to noise complaints, they passed a law in Hawaii that you’re no longer allowed to laugh above a certain decibel...

Now you can only use a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
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What kind of sick bird breaks the law?

An ill eagle (Credit to my first grader 😊)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
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Did you hear about the law they just passed in Hawaii prohibiting loud laughter?

Your laughter must be kept to a low "Ha".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrob1202
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My mums sister keeps taking the law into her own hands...

She's a vigilauntie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Did you know in the 1950’s Hawaii passed a law that people were not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel due to too many noise complaints?

Now you can only do a-low-ha

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What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a mother in law

Lipstick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
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When is it against the law to have a sick bird?

When it’s an ILL-EAGLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlackArrows
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_true_10
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I asked my future father-in-law for his daughter's hand in marriage.

He said I hope you take the rest of her too!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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Just remembered a classic my brother-in-law dropped after my niece was born (A couple months ago)

My mother FaceTimed me so I could show her my sister and her baby

I went into my sister's room and said, "Hey mom wants to see you. Can you say a quick hello?"

Sister: Sure but just for a minute, I'm exhausted.

BIL, without dropping a beat: Hi exhausted, I'm a new dad!

Old but gold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miserablefrosting
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Did you hear about the alcoholic law student?

She couldn't pass the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reten
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I was lecturing on the criminal law concept of hot pursuit, and I asked there were any questions.

A student asked "what if you're ugly?'

As an old dad, I was befuddled for a moment before asking "did you just tell a dad joke?" She grinned, and I commissioned her as a dad on the spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
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An Astrologist and Law Enforcement Officer are on a date

Astrologist: I’m an Aries, what’s your sign?

Cop: I’m a LEO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tritheist
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What is the difference between a outlaw and a in-law?

Outlaws are Wanted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felixkt3
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You've heard of Newton's laws, but have you heard of Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
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I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden

How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifesdope057
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I told my mother-in-law there's a leek in her sink.
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Has anyone heard of the recent Cole’s Law?

Some say coleslaw should not have Mayo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matcha0123
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Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's shredded cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loloPogi
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We've all heard of Murphy's Law...

But have you heard of Cole's Law?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLASHsixx
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Mother in law came for dinner and asked, "Why does your dog keep staring at me?"

"Because you're using his plate."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).

Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
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Everybody knows about Murphy’s Law, but far fewer people are aware of Cole’s Law

It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tru-Queer
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Laughing at the Law

A game warden caught a man fishing without a licence "You're going to have to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket," said the warden.

"But officer," the fisherman replied, "I didn't catch these - they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done, they jump back in the bucket."

"Oh, really? This i've got to see. If you can prove it, i'll let you go without a fine."

The fisherman emptied the bucket into the lake and waited patiently. A few minutes went by and nothing happened.

"So where are the fish?" asked the warden.

"What fish?"

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my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...

turned himself around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weendul
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You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
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Laws
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Dear Mother in law...Don't teach me how to bring up my children...

I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.

She didn’t razor right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
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My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
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When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?

When it's Solid-air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholesome_cream
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What do you call an insect that's in trouble with the law?

A defend-ant

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What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?

One is justice and the other is just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGav1n
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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?

A groundhog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurriesRGay14
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Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?

It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
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I am sure you've heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It is thinnly sliced cabbage.

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My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son

You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCandle
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Did you know there’s a law stating no one living within 5 miles of a cemetery can be buried there?

Because they’re living

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DronePilotNYC
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I took out my mother in law yesterday

Being a sniper is so much fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cameforthevibe
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You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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