Studies show alcoholic law students...

...are more likely to have trouble passing the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pvc
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What does a law student and a recovering alcoholic have in common?

They both have to pass the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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An alcoholic law student walks into a bar . . .

He regretted not passing the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
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Why are law students required to take creative writing courses?

So they can administer poetic justice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
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Law students have to do bench presses in order to become a lawyer.

That's why it's called the bar exam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
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why did the law student walk into the bar?

He dident pass it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
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Three law students walked into the BAR. One passed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLostPariah
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What's the hardest thing for a two day sober law student to do?

Passing the bar.

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Why did the horny student take six years of philosophy and six years of law?

To master debate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrrhios
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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A law student failed his final exam

β€˜Guess his examiner wasn’t having a bar of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TARDIS40TT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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Totally got my fellow law student

Our law fraternity, Phi Alpha Delta is hosting a luncheon with a panel of lawyers today. A friend and I in the frat were talking about what's on the menu, which neither of us knew. Finally, I just said "maybe they'll serve PAD Thai."

Her grimace and groan will fuel my afternoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToonaTheCat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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First year law student

"I'm gonna go learn how to sue people"

"Sue her, sue her, sue her, get your mind outta the gutter."

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How I learned my business law professor is a dad on the last day of class

In my business law class we were discussing this court case. In the case, a woman named Courtney was hitting off the tee box at a country club and sliced the shot off the course. The ball hit a guy who was working on a nearby roof, and gave him permanent brain damage. Our professor then asked us who we thought was responsible for the damages: the golf course, the course designer, or the woman. A student in the back asks "Well what if Courtney was drunk while she was playing" to which our professor responded

"Well then we would just have a classic case of drinking... and driving."

I'm still not sure which was louder, my friend and I bursting out laughing or the collective groan that filled the room.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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Dadjoked one of my students last semester

I was a chemistry TA.

Student writes "esther" on their paper.

Me: Chemists follow Avogadro's Law, not Abraham's!

Entire class groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkaega
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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More Teacherdad Material

I work as a special education teacher. I'll admit to not being a dad, but I hope I'm well on my way.

Aide: "I'm so excited (note sarcasm). I get to visit my in-laws in Missouri over winter break."

Teacherdad: I hear there are a lot of people visiting Missouri these days.

Student: "Why?"

Teacherdad: ...Missouri loves company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martimeryard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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Alcoholic law students have trouble passing the bar.
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