The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
Has anyone heard of the recent Cole’s Law?
Some say coleslaw should not have Mayo...
Laughing at the Law
A game warden caught a man fishing without a licence "You're going to have to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket," said the warden.
"But officer," the fisherman replied, "I didn't catch these - they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done, they jump back in the bucket."
"Oh, really? This i've got to see. If you can prove it, i'll let you go without a fine."
The fisherman emptied the bucket into the lake and waited patiently. A few minutes went by and nothing happened.
"So where are the fish?" asked the warden.
"What fish?"
Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks.
The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow."
"Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says.
The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof."
"That's just a sack of puppies" they say.
The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?
my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...
What do you call an insect that's in trouble with the law?
What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?
One is justice and the other is just ice.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son
You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
What do you call a judge who broke the law?
Did you hear about the semicolon who broke the law?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
What did you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?
A Renaissance era lawyer lost his law license for insulting the king...
My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
My brother-in-law, a clinical psychologist, says he is cutting back the days and hours of his work week.
In short his practice is shrinking.
What's the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws
What type of laws do the LGBT community use?
So how should we name the law firm?
If good lawyers know the law, what do great lawyers know?
Stop! You have violated the law!
Did you know it was against the law to let your long hair to cross over into someone else's property?
Yeah, that is called tress-passing.
(Especially when your neighbor stresses over your tresses.)
What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?
"I'd like to have a toast" said the father-in-law at his daughters wedding
"Add some jam on it," he continued
(Smh this wasn't appreciated enough at r/jokes)
Just got the Father-in-law with this one... Me: At Disney World parades they keep people in line with masking tape on the ground.
Father-in-Law: And do people actually adhere to it?
Me: No, cuz they put it sticky side down.
If a cat wrote the laws of motion, what would you call the cat?
The no smoking with a child in the car law is rediculous.
I mean, Look at the poor fella freezing out there.
My father-in-law (who's last name is Word) after a week of travel: Are you getting sick of the Word "family"?
Me: That's an odd word to get sick of.
How do I know Abraham Lincoln never had trouble with the law?
What do they call the law enforcement in Indiana?
There’s a new law that they will change the term “bra”
Why does the communist like the Laws of reflection? Because I=R
Because I = Our, get it? (I am aware of the pronoun change, this is a joke mate)
A lawyer and a law maker had been in an argument for several years, escalating into a bet to see who would break the law first. The lawyer then found himself in a trial against the law maker.
The law maker was outlawed.
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
Midget psychic was in trouble with the law
He was small medium at large
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws
You know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Did you hear about the semicolon that broke the law?
It received two consecutive sentences.
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