A list of puns related to "IT law"
How the hell am I supposed to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
turned himself around.
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
That's against D-Law.
I told her itβs so he can cut corners
Yeah, that is called tress-passing.
(Especially when your neighbor stresses over your tresses.)
He says, βIβm applying the turn-a-cut!β
Son: Yeah I've heard of it.
Dad: Okay, how about Cole's Law?
Son: No, what is it?
Dad: Thinly sliced Cabbage!
I had to fight my wife and two doctors to do it.
We were in an airplane.
I thought it was a very nice plot.
The only exception is the Santa Claus
My cousin's husband made a post on Facebook saying, "Can somebody teach me how to drive a manual?"
I responded, "Well, there's your problem. You're supposed to read the manual, and drive the car."
Crickets.
It's ill eagle
It justis. Justice? No?
https://imgur.com/a/583Ao
Father in law: Have you ever seen pine nuts?
Me: Yah why?
FIL: How did you get it to spread it's legs(snickers)
Me: Log splitter (drinks beer)
royal ass scent.
I said it was Oaktimus Pine...
At the zoo watching otters laze around he turned to us and goes "on a sunny day like this i bet they're getting otter otter laying there!" I had to acknowledge it was pretty quick.
Seconds away from seeing him I thought to ask how to say Happy Birthday, she just said it's complicated.
Dad: DzieΕ dobry
Her: Wszystkiego Najlepszego Z Okazji Urodzin!
Me: It's Complicated!
"That gun safe didn't keep my guns safe."
There was this convenience store and the owner had a parrot perched next to the register. The parrot would talk to customers as they walked by and one day a man was walking by and the parrot said "You're the ugliest man I ever saw.". Taken aback, the man said "What did you say?" and the parrot said "You're the ugliest man I ever saw."
The man was outraged. He talked to the owner and said "Do you know what your bird just said to me?"
"No." said the owner.
"He said I was the ugliest man he ever saw."
"I'll give him a talking to." said the owner. "You come back tomorrow and see if things aren't a bit different."
That night the owner takes the parrot and slaps him around some, and tells him not to insult the customers ever again.
So the next day rolls around and the man stops by the store. He walks up to the register and says to the bird "What do you think you're lookin' at?"
The bird says, "You know."
I replied "really? I would have thought it blew."
She didn't get it
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
Thinly sliced cabbage.
How the hell am I supposed to know whether it is raining there?
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