Mormons Puns

A list of puns related to "Mormons"

How do Mormons sing along to The Weeknd?

Save your tears for a latter day

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👤︎ u/SlitWrit
📅︎ May 13 2021
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what do you call a bunch of Mormons in a burning building?

S'mormons

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👤︎ u/JDalrymple25
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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What do you call an underwater Mormon housekeeper?

Mormaid

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👤︎ u/Fwafy
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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My son asked me what I think about Mormons

Are you asking if they're devils or saints? Well this day I say the latter!

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👤︎ u/voip_geek
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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I must have got a mormon cat because it came with 9 wives instead
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👤︎ u/Soccerspud88
📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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The pope and a Mormon bishop walk into a bar.

The bartender said “what, is this some kind of a joke?”

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👤︎ u/TheLion37
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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All Mormons have Nothing to fear but beer itself
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👤︎ u/Vuldienstien
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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What did the Mormon say to the grasshopper?

We’re in-sects

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👤︎ u/capitalzedesdeaitch
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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Why are mormons so white?

Because the don't go out on SUNday.

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👤︎ u/timdassss
📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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I wonder if mormons support transgendered people

if they did, they could go on a transmission

-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast

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👤︎ u/martial_fluidity
📅︎ Nov 27 2016
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Two Mormon missionaries knock on our door

My dad answers the door and one of the missionaries says, "Good afternoon sir. I am Elder Mike and this is Elder James and we were wondering if you had a few moments to talk about the good news of Jesus Christ." My dad replies, "Wow! I had no idea Elder was such a common name!"

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👤︎ u/elkarcher87
📅︎ Nov 11 2013
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I thanked my dad for the Book of Mormon tickets he got us

He replied "Oh no, I tried to get tickets for the Book of Norman!"

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👤︎ u/Electricstove
📅︎ Nov 23 2013
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