S'mormons
Mormaid
Are you asking if they're devils or saints? Well this day I say the latter!
The bartender said “what, is this some kind of a joke?”
We’re in-sects
Because the don't go out on SUNday.
if they did, they could go on a transmission
-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast
My dad answers the door and one of the missionaries says, "Good afternoon sir. I am Elder Mike and this is Elder James and we were wondering if you had a few moments to talk about the good news of Jesus Christ." My dad replies, "Wow! I had no idea Elder was such a common name!"
Good mormon.
Jehovah's witnesses
He replied "Oh no, I tried to get tickets for the Book of Norman!"
We went to look at Christmas lights at the Mormon temple, Dad was pulling out of the parking lot.
"Hey theintention, is the coast clear?"
"I don't know dad, we live in Arizona. I can't see the coast from here."
Then immediately walks out because he’s Mormon
Mormon Emo Problems
The other day I went out looking for a good trip; ended up a Mormon.
I was talking to my aunt and uncle about their (20-something) daughter's older male friends when my 90 year old grandfather come out of nowhere and says: > I'm Mormon in that I don't care how you bring 'em, as long as you Bring'Em Young
My sister laughed for a week.
One car was being operated by a small Mexican woman and the other was filled with four guys dressed up in white shirts, gray slacks and ties. Two of the guys were holding bibles in their hands so we could only assume that the group of dressed up gents were Mormons.
My dad slowed down and said: "Well, it seems to be that they let jesus take the wheel."
edit: grammar
