what do you call a bunch of Mormons in a burning building?

S'mormons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDalrymple25
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What do you call an underwater Mormon housekeeper?

Mormaid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fwafy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My son asked me what I think about Mormons

Are you asking if they're devils or saints? Well this day I say the latter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Start of a rocky relationship
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyeyamstewpig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I must have got a mormon cat because it came with 9 wives instead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccerspud88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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The pope and a Mormon bishop walk into a bar.

The bartender said β€œwhat, is this some kind of a joke?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLion37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My wife is mad that I keep introducing her as β€œmy ex-girlfriend”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zortor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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All Mormons have Nothing to fear but beer itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vuldienstien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What did the Mormon say to the grasshopper?

We’re in-sects

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Why are mormons so white?

Because the don't go out on SUNday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timdassss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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I wonder if mormons support transgendered people

if they did, they could go on a transmission

-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martial_fluidity
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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Two Mormon missionaries knock on our door

My dad answers the door and one of the missionaries says, "Good afternoon sir. I am Elder Mike and this is Elder James and we were wondering if you had a few moments to talk about the good news of Jesus Christ." My dad replies, "Wow! I had no idea Elder was such a common name!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elkarcher87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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What’s the first thing you say when you wake up in Utah?

Good mormon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonsalas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Who tells the best knock knock jokes?

Jehovah's witnesses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I thanked my dad for the Book of Mormon tickets he got us

He replied "Oh no, I tried to get tickets for the Book of Norman!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electricstove
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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Dad joked my dad.

We went to look at Christmas lights at the Mormon temple, Dad was pulling out of the parking lot.

"Hey theintention, is the coast clear?"

"I don't know dad, we live in Arizona. I can't see the coast from here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theintention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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A Priest walks into a bar

Then immediately walks out because he’s Mormon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rarehipster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Salt Lake City is concerned that too many teens are rebelling by going "Goth"

Mormon Emo Problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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It's really hard being dyslexic in Salt Lake City.

The other day I went out looking for a good trip; ended up a Mormon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rykahn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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My 90 year old grandfather

I was talking to my aunt and uncle about their (20-something) daughter's older male friends when my 90 year old grandfather come out of nowhere and says: > I'm Mormon in that I don't care how you bring 'em, as long as you Bring'Em Young

My sister laughed for a week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iBeReese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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Driving by a fender bender

One car was being operated by a small Mexican woman and the other was filled with four guys dressed up in white shirts, gray slacks and ties. Two of the guys were holding bibles in their hands so we could only assume that the group of dressed up gents were Mormons.

My dad slowed down and said: "Well, it seems to be that they let jesus take the wheel."

edit: grammar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hammerbeard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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