A doctor moved from LA to Portland.

It was an Oregon transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Portland police are claiming protesters have blown up the courthouse toilets...

Apparently... They have nothing to go on at this time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7PrawnStar7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why do Portland Police officers wake up so early in the morning? /r/Portland/comments/i31t…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panopticon75
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What do you call someone giving blood in Portland?

An Oregon donor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What do you call the dead people of Portland........?

.....Oregon donors.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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Walking around Portland imgur.com/8qI3FnX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moby__dick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2014
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I made a donation to the local Goodwill in Portland, Oregon. I guess you can call me an Oregon donor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frank_Thunderwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Portland beat the Cavaliers and Oregon legalized marijuana yesterday.

Was a great day to be a Blazer.

^(credit to /u/stupid_sexyflanders)

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Not to get all political in this sub, but...

Did you guys know that the guy who was recently pepper sprayed by Portland's mayor is a big dairy heir?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DieFlavourMouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door.

They’re changing their name to Knockers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phishstepper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Summarizing the Oregon news to my wife and daughter

Looks like the Portland fire is meeting up with the Eastern oregon fire, they're going on a date...it's going to be lit...

looks at both of them with a cheeky grin to see if they were listening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magoogooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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I've been telling this to everyone since I came up with it yesterday

Why did the USA give away Portland? Because it was an Oregon Donor

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2014
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My sister (17 years younger than me) loves this one

In Seattle, Two guys are fighting, when one of them says

guy1: "I'll punch you so hard you'll fly and drop in Portland"

guy2: "I'll punch you so hard you'll fly off and drop in Vegas"

And third guy walking past overhears this and asks,

"Which ones of you can give me half a punch, I need to get to LA"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prometheuspk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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New Years Eve drunk dad in training

Someone else: "So what are you doing now that you're graduated?" Girl in hot tub: "I work in beer up in Portland." Me: "Do you ever come up for air?"

Nobody got it. I fear my jokes will only be funny once I reproduce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nadomars
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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