The man who invented velcro died today :(
I invented a new word today:
And children that is how Watt was invented
To the guy that invented zero
What happened to the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
I had a dream that I invented a new color
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
I visited the birth place of the guy who invented the toothbrush.
To the man who invented 0
I know the person who invented the smokestack.
Harley-Davidson has invented a flying motorcycle.
The old bikes will henceforth be known as ground Hogs.
The guy who invented the Hokey Pokey died last week.
Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize!
The one who invented the 'Knock Knock' jokes........
Definitely deserves a 'No Bell' prize!!
It's the story of a father that invented a machine.
He shows it to his son, all proud, and says : "You see, son, when you put a donkey in this end of the machine, a sausage will automatically come out."
The son, very confused, asks : "But dad, is there a way to do the opposite, insert a sausage and a donkey comes out?"
The father proudly answers : "Yes son, your mom."
Before crowbars were invented...
Most crows drank at home by themselves.
To the man who invented the door knocker
I hope you win a Nobel prize
The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas
If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a “teethbrush”
Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?
My Grandmother invented Nair...
Shoutout to the individual who invented orthotics!
If it were up to me, you’d be a shoo-in for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Which knight invented the round table?
The man who invented autocorrect has died
The person who invented Russian roulette
Did you know the Allen key was named after the guy who invented it.
His name was Sir Anthony Key
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
Should get a 'No-bel' prize
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent....
It goes without saying...
I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention
I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
I invented a way to communicate in dots and dashes to Norwegians...
Who invented the word invention?
I invented a new word today...
I just invented a new word!
Before crowbars were invented
^(most crows drank at home by themselves.)
What did the guy who invented knock knock jokes get?
To the guy who invented the number zero:
The guy who invented Velcro died this morning
Before crowbars were invented...
...most crows drank at home by themselves.
Who ever invented "Knock - Knock" jokes.
Should get a No-Bell prize.
😅🤣😎✌.
What did they say to the guy they invented the number 0?
My Grandmother invented Nair...
Before they invented crowbars
Most crows just drank at home
Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock knock joke?
He just won the NOBELL prize
I invented a new word today
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