Lily's fatal Greek mythology school play.

Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.

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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.

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In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine

That made him the centaur for disease control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billyboogie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles

Elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCCOmputer_Mikey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I’ve just done a pub quiz and lost points in the β€œGreek Mythology” round.

It’s my Achilles Elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahemkeidb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"

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Son: Dad, why'd you name me Oddesyus? He's from greek mythology.

Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolidiot2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology

That's always been his Achilles Elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Son- today at school we learned about mythology..

Dad- your thology?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Geek Mythology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoySalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I got a multi-volume encyclopedia about Egyptian mythology and history. Bought the full Set.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdfighter8842
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Priam, the mythological ruler of Troy, was infamous for yelling at his subjects until he lost his voice

Perhaps that's why they called him the hoarse Trojan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I know Almost nothing about Greek Mythology.

It is my Achilles heel.

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What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?

Oh, right. Satires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Internet_Voice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology,...

I can give you a mini tour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I really enjoy Norse Mythology, but I keep it to myself.

I prefer to keep things a bit Loki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winfinity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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The only course I flunked horribly in college was on Greek mythology.

It was my Achilles’ elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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I know a lot about ancient history, except for Greek Mythology.

It's my Achilles Knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_redditr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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My mom said whenever I get married, I should do something low key

I told her my fiancee's family might not like the norse mythology theme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batenzelda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2015
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Dad-joked while writing an essay

Dad: What class are you writing that essay for?

Me: Classical Mythology

Dad: Well you should just put a classic picture on your paper and if your prof asks why just say a picture is worth 1000 words!

(He had definitely planned this one)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sawwas7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2014
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My dad said this at dinner tonight...

So my younger brother was talking about his Latin class and how on Fridays his teacher has culture friday, or a lesson on Greek Mythology. He was talking about the myth he learned about last week when my dad replied with this...

Brother: "Last week we learned about syphilis and how he pushes the rock up the hill again and again."

Dad: "I think you mean sisyphus, syphilis was a Greek god but he was a real dick."

I laughed, my mom groaned, and my brother sat there confused. A successful family dinner if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ju_bl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.

That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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In Greek mythology, Chiron was half man, half horse. He had knowledge and wisdom in medicine.

You could say he was the centaur for disease control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.

This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gladhandz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My knowledge isn't too good when it comes to Greek mythology

It's always been my Achilles elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_mazda_driver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My lack of knowledge of Greek Mythology...

...is my Achille’s knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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My poor knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
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