We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!

They said we were blowing it out of proportion.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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The price of my air mattress went up this year.

Automatic inflation is great!

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👤︎ u/sadorna1
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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One of the main reasons I'm sleeping on an air mattress nowadays

Is due to inflation

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Jul 08 2016
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I can't think of a title, let me sleep on it.
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📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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Dadjoked my dad

My dad was having a hard time deciding if he should let his new mattress pad air out before putting it on his bed. I said "Well, why don't you sleep on it?".

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👤︎ u/mariyahyfr
📅︎ Jan 25 2014
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If you fart in bed...

Does that make it an air mattress?

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👤︎ u/kayveryn
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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My husbands first dad joke

A little background: my husband and I have always had to stay in the makeshift bedroom in the basement when we visited my parents because we would visit during holidays and the nice upstairs guest room would always be taken by people older than us. We are visiting them this weekend and my mom texted me to let us know that we will be using the guest room for the first time.

Me: Oh nice, we get to sleep in the guest room instead on the air mattress in the basement.

Husband: It looks like we're moving up in the world!

Me: -groan-

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📅︎ Oct 25 2014
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Good Morning

So I was sleeping on a air mattress on a hand made bed made out of wood. (Camping with hunting buddies) When I woke the air mattress has deflated. Dad: Good morning how did you sleep? Me: I feel like I slept on wood all night. Dad: I did to then I rolled over. Every one in the cabin moans except for one chuckle

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👤︎ u/The-Voices
📅︎ Feb 10 2014
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Out camping. Dadjoked my out-laws.

Leaving the campsite that morning, girlfriend's parents come over while I'm deflating the air mattress. The mattress we have has a battery-powered inflater/deflater.

Gf's mom: "Oh, it even comes with a sucker!"

Me: "Yeah, and for once it isn't the consumer."

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👤︎ u/brakos
📅︎ Jul 19 2014
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