A list of puns related to "Air Mattress"
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
Automatic inflation is great!
Is due to inflation
My dad was having a hard time deciding if he should let his new mattress pad air out before putting it on his bed. I said "Well, why don't you sleep on it?".
Does that make it an air mattress?
A little background: my husband and I have always had to stay in the makeshift bedroom in the basement when we visited my parents because we would visit during holidays and the nice upstairs guest room would always be taken by people older than us. We are visiting them this weekend and my mom texted me to let us know that we will be using the guest room for the first time.
Me: Oh nice, we get to sleep in the guest room instead on the air mattress in the basement.
Husband: It looks like we're moving up in the world!
Me: -groan-
So I was sleeping on a air mattress on a hand made bed made out of wood. (Camping with hunting buddies) When I woke the air mattress has deflated. Dad: Good morning how did you sleep? Me: I feel like I slept on wood all night. Dad: I did to then I rolled over. Every one in the cabin moans except for one chuckle
Leaving the campsite that morning, girlfriend's parents come over while I'm deflating the air mattress. The mattress we have has a battery-powered inflater/deflater.
Gf's mom: "Oh, it even comes with a sucker!"
Me: "Yeah, and for once it isn't the consumer."
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