A burglar broke into my house and I pushed my bookcase on top of him.
It was shelf defense.
I recently read an article about how a woman was killed by a falling bookcase.
Morticians say that she only had her shelf to blame.
What do you call a picture of a bookcase?
A shelfie!!!
Just finished making my first bookcase
Iām very proud of myshelf
Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?
It's still the oldest trick in the book!
If my bookcase realizes it wants to store dishes instead of books, it has reached shelf actualization.
I started a new job building custom bookcases...
I'm shelf employed.
When in college, I made a bookcase out of bricks and boards, which eventually fell to pieces...
It had a short shelf life!
I didn't build my bookcase properly and it fell on me
I have nobody to blame but myshelf
I cracked my skull on a bookcase today.
It was an accident, but when a relative saw the bump she tried to counsel me about shelf harm.
My friend built a bookcase...
He didn't think it looked very good though.
I told him he was being too shelf conscious.
I don't know why Mom complained about how hard it was to put together that IKEA bookcase.
I thought it was pretty shelf-explanatory.
Someone approached me and asked me to help save the Amazon
So I signed up for a Prime subscription and restocked my bookcase.
What do you call a picture of a bookcase?
A shelfie!
What do you call a picture of a bookcase?
A shelfie.
What do you call a picture of a bookcase?
A shelfie
