A burglar broke into my house and I pushed my bookcase on top of him.

It was shelf defense.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/kylejay915
šŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I recently read an article about how a woman was killed by a falling bookcase.

Morticians say that she only had her shelf to blame.

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šŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What do you call a picture of a bookcase?

A shelfie!!!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Spicoli0525
šŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Just finished making my first bookcase

Iā€™m very proud of myshelf

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Ng_Ago
šŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?

It's still the oldest trick in the book!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/WhispererKappa
šŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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If my bookcase realizes it wants to store dishes instead of books, it has reached shelf actualization.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/huxley0721
šŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Bookcase
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/pyrrhios
šŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I started a new job building custom bookcases...

I'm shelf employed.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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When in college, I made a bookcase out of bricks and boards, which eventually fell to pieces...

It had a short shelf life!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I didn't build my bookcase properly and it fell on me

I have nobody to blame but myshelf

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/not_grognak
šŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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I cracked my skull on a bookcase today.

It was an accident, but when a relative saw the bump she tried to counsel me about shelf harm.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PeckerPagoda
šŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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My friend built a bookcase...

He didn't think it looked very good though.

I told him he was being too shelf conscious.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/EpilepticMoose
šŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2015
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I don't know why Mom complained about how hard it was to put together that IKEA bookcase.

I thought it was pretty shelf-explanatory.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/che_mek
šŸ“…︎ May 06 2014
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Someone approached me and asked me to help save the Amazon

So I signed up for a Prime subscription and restocked my bookcase.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/emu404
šŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call a picture of a bookcase?

A shelfie!

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šŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What do you call a picture of a bookcase?

A shelfie.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/chetter43
šŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you call a picture of a bookcase?

A shelfie

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BettydelSol
šŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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