A list of puns related to "List of countries in the Eurovision Song Contest"
I think it was wigged
Now what’s left is Yellow Pages
grow a pear
It was the list I could do
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
A hummingbird.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
Some was obviously jammin my phone.
He's the big cheese.
In the end they tied
They relish the competition.
Me: Kenya be less harsh?
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
The deceased was an organ donor.
to “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary” because they just needed some Thyme apart.
Only one was like "Yemen"
It gives me a leg up on the competition.
That was the punchline
🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.
🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.
🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.
🍺 Beer may help improve memory.
🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.
Germ-any
Greece
We're half way there.
A pink carnation
Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
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Hold on let me Czech
Because crying is gråter in Norwegian.
Misfor- tune
You look for the fresh prints!
Every Light In The House (IS ON!)
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
And the guy says “how many tattoos I have now”
It's an unfortunate state of affairs.
Now I can't read anything.
You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
da na na na na na na na na na BACK PAIN.
There was a wide-scale cover up.
I’m 6ft 2” how big are the others?
But there were so many stage lights turned towards me that…
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.
But no pun in ten did.
Now I can't read anything.
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