The driver is hashing this out in court
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acadiel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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My girlfriend and I had an argument about what to make for breakfast.

We hashed things out in the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_adamnguyen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Circumcision Puns Aren't Funny

My wife gave birth to our first son on Friday. This morning they came to get him for his circumscion and we were feeding him a bottle. The nurse said we were going to have to cut it short. I said ok, but not too short. And nobody laughed. They looked at me like an idiot. Hopefully the internet will appreciate this.

EDIT: Didn't expect this to garner so much attention, but I guess it deserves some elaboration. Yes, this actually happened and we had our son circumcised. Everything went well without any complications. I made this decision with my wife based on hygienic, traditional, and aesthetic reasons, and I am confident in my decision. I am circumcised, and I'm happy with it.

There are times in my son's life that i will need to make decisions for him, and this was one of those times. I understand that some people think I have committed a terrible crime against my son, but I disagree. There are many arguments for both sides, and I think these decisions should be made by family and doctors when the bridge comes to be crossed.

I'm not going to go through and answer all of the questions and insults individually, I have a newborn to take care off, but y'all feel free to hash it out.

Also, I still think my joke was pretty damn funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oemus2776
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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my friend got caught smoking weed, this coversation ensued

Dad: so I heard he got caught for some DOOBius behavior

Me: Well let's just it was a chronic mistake

Dad: Were his parents blunt with him?

Sadly I couldn't think of another pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iconic444
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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I’m really not feeling a lot of these 4/20 jokes.

They’re rather blunt.

Edit: we can hash it out in the comments and weed out the bad ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Narwhalofmischf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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It is funny the first time but gets immediately funnier each time he says it.

Me: Hey dad I got an A on my exam!

Dad: Oh wow you are a pretty fart smeller, rabblerabble I mean a pretty SMART feller! HAshHAshHA

Me: I am moving out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irwin1003
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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