I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:
Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"
Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"
I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).
I felt his presents
I say they were cooked in Greece.
It was pretty anti-climatic
It's too devicive.
To this day the Lincoln-Douglas debate of ‘58 is literally unwatchable.
We did find out that Pence is actually pretty fly, for a white guy!
One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!
And my dad yelled “A straw!!”
He always used a straw man argument
His arguments are half-baked.
It’s ok if you haven’t, the decision is still up in the air.
Boy did things heat up in there.
It's about time.
Seriously, who gifs a fuck?!
It got very heated.
Moral Kombat
they hold an electron...
Phil O'Sophical.
He had a great friend he lived with, the Irish glazer Patty O'Doors. They were really chuffed when their buddy from school came to visit them since he had become the owner of Ireland's first shooting range, Rick O'Shea.
When another member walked over and astutely pointed out ‘discord’
It turned into a real brewhaha.
Is it called a re-bate?
Note: MY19 = My 19 year old
Me - Mum and I are going out.
MY19 - what am I going to do?
Me - You can debate with a lot of people.
MY19 - What?
Me - Mass debate.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
Is to put it on da hook.
Because each episode has so many bros and cons.
... The steaks have never been higher
.. but it boiled over.
I'm on the Pence.
It got pretty heated.
"6,000 years? Willie Nelson is older than that! They should know better!"
