After a heated argument, my kid shouted “Jim Morrison was overrated”
Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
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Just had an argument with a cloud.
We came to a thunderstanding.
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
Why do hippos always lose arguments in the savannah ?
Because what they say is mostly irrelephant
Argument at family dinner...
My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning
My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.
Finally, I threw in the towel.
What does a race car driver say when he has nothing else to say in an argument?
I was having an argument about construction with someone on reddit.
He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.
I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.
He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction
I guess you could call it a repost
Yesterday me and my wife got into an argument.
She didn't believe me when I told her I could ride Italian food.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove Pasta!
I’d like to highlight the important part of my argument
My wife and I got in an argument over my dad jokes
I said sorry babe, bad puns are just how eye roll
My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
Two giraffes got into an argument
I saw them along the neck of the wooded area.
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
A man and his wife had a shed in their backyard. The neighbor asked which of them built it and they both replied that they had built it, leading to a massive argument.
It was a real He-Shed She-Shed situation.
We accept an argument as a form of payment, here....
My girlfriend and I had an argument about what to make for breakfast.
We hashed things out in the end.
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
I thought I won an argument with my wife on how to arrange the dining room furniture
But when I got home the tables were turned.
What did the Eskimo say to the man trying to start an argument with him?
I really don't want to get inuit with you.
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
I can’t win arguments against sharp knives
They’ve always got the best points
Two droids were having an argument...
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
I was having an argument with my wife and she said I had a point
I didn't realise we were meant to keep score
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
What do you call an argument between two vegans ?
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.
I told her, "I think you mean fewer".
I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.
So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.
Things have been a bit tense with my wife, with both of us stuck in quarantine all the time. We even had an argument about herbs the other day.
To be honest, it was about thyme.
Flat-earther arguments are always terrible since they're never well-rounded
If two vegans get in an argument
is it still considered beef?
Told by my 12 year old brother, he got poor reactions from my siblings but I assured him the joke was well done.
I've just had a huge argument with my wife due to being stuck with her in lockdown at home...
Thankfully, it's just an isolated incident.
How the turn tables... (Son and I argument)
Me: Do you think the world just revolves around you?!
Son: Well I am a s(u)n...
Me: ...
Sun: ...
If 90° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
My wife accused me of trying to win every argument we had...
So I told her why that was wrong.
My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture...
But when I got home, the tables were turned...
My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.
My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.
If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
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