My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
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I got into an argument with a cement mixer the other day.
I tried my hardest, but he had some real concrete evidence.
Why do hippos always lose arguments in the savannah ?
Because what they say is mostly irrelephant
I’d like to highlight the important part of my argument
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture...
But when I got home, the tables were turned...
A man and his wife had a shed in their backyard. The neighbor asked which of them built it and they both replied that they had built it, leading to a massive argument.
It was a real He-Shed She-Shed situation.
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
What did the Eskimo say to the man trying to start an argument with him?
I really don't want to get inuit with you.
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.
So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
Things have been a bit tense with my wife, with both of us stuck in quarantine all the time. We even had an argument about herbs the other day.
To be honest, it was about thyme.
I was having an argument with my wife about who should brew the coffee each morning. She said, “YOU should do it because YOU get up first and then we won't have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
I went full sexist pig, “YOU'RE in charge of cooking around here woman and YOU should do it, because it's YOUR job and I can just wait for my coffee.”
She replied coldly, “No, YOU should do it and besides, it's in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
I guffawed, “I can’t believe that, show me!”
So she fetched the Bible and opened to the New Testament and showed me the top of several pages, that it indeed says, “HEBREWS!”
If 90° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
How the turn tables... (Son and I argument)
Me: Do you think the world just revolves around you?!
Son: Well I am a s(u)n...
Me: ...
Sun: ...
I had an argument with my wife in a lift the other day...
I was wrong on so many levels
A lawyer and a law maker had been in an argument for several years, escalating into a bet to see who would break the law first. The lawyer then found himself in a trial against the law maker.
The law maker was outlawed.
I got into a huge argument with my wife over what kind of bread to order at the Indian restaurant
But it turned out to be a naan issue
After a long argument with my boss, I quit my job at the helium factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
I was having an argument and the other guy went off on a tangent
I said: Hey, man, whats your angle?!
Split a steak with a friend the other night after having an argument.
He ended up still having a beef with me
My wife and I had this giant argument about which vowel is the most useful.
I got into an argument with the guy one farm over. He got so mad, he threw a rooster at me...
"Careful now!" I said. "Them's fightin' birds."
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away
They always resort to straw man arguments
Wife and I are walking in St. Petersburg and get into an argument whether the precipitation we feel is rain or snow. So we ask the communist officer Rudolph standing next to us.
"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
I had an argument with my friend about what the longest river in the world was. He wouldn't believe me that the Amazon river was the second largest river.
My wife and I had a huge argument as to who is supposed to take care of the laundry after it’s done.
Did you hear about the two artists getting into an argument over who was the better?
Arguments about the earth don’t last that long.
I guess it’s because they’re “bio-debatable.”
It’s pointless to get into an argument about the Adam and Eve creation story versus evolution.
It is comparing apples to origins.
Got into an argument with my wife about whether she was cute or a pain in the mornings.
We settled on acute pain. She now responds to “Arthritis”
What did the taxidermist say to the stuffed raccoon during an argument?
What do you know, you’re full of it!
I got into an argument with my friend the other day...
He told me that he wanted to become the square root of -1.
I said, "Don't be so irrational."
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
I thought I won an argument with my wife on how to arrange the dining room furniture
But when I got home the tables were turned.
My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.
My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.
But when I got home, the tables were turned .
Split a steak with a friend the other night after having an argument.
He ended up still having a beef with me.
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