In case you're feeling crummy.
Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?
They had nothing to go on.
Why do detectives tend to scrutinize individuals with bluish eyes in cases of poisoning?
Because the real killer is usually cyan-eyed.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
The lawyer always kept losing his cases
He didn't mind cause he was practicing
What do cops do when handed a cold case?
They work on it undercover.
The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday
My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
Why aren’t there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?
Because they’re all ice-olated.
My favorite Hollywood movie has to be “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.
From the mouths of babes (in this case my seven year old daughter as I was leaving this morning...)
Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.
Me: I've never been more proud.
At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a ‘first catch’ basis...
It’s in a corona-logical order.
This case has been a stain on our reputation.
We need to solve it quickly. Send for Det. Urgent
Johnny Depp has lost his case against The Sun newspaper even with evidences
Hard to win if Amber is Heard and Johnny is not
The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
Why there's no COVID Cases in Antartica
-Cause they're ICE-O-LATED
Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case
It's a step-by-step guide
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.
I wasn't able to carry my case.
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
Initially the US was way behind other countries in COVID-19 cases.
Little did those countries know, the US had a Trump card.
No one knows for sure how many Covid cases there are...
An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
Does anybody know how many COVID-19 cases they have in Antarctica?
None. Because they’re Ice-o-lated.
The audiologist had his malpractice case thrown out.
The judge ruled the evidence was all ear-relevant.
So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland
I mean, its called Germ-many
Did you hear about North Korea shutting down because of a Covid case?
It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.
Just in case you haven't seen this before.
Just got back from the supermarket - there was a guy rushing round the shop who had brought 15kg of paella rice, 5 cases of tequila, 8 sombreros and 12 piñatas.
I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.
I Might Be a Basket Case
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Why do communists only write using lower case letters?
Because they hate capitalism.
Every country has cases of COVID-19 now.
But China got it right off the bat.
In case you were wondering, chocolate identifies as female.
Preferred pronouns are Her/she
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
Why are there no cases of Covid in Antarctica?
Because they're so well Ice-o-lated.
Why isn’t there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?
Because they’re ice-o-lated.
Why are there no cases of COVID-19 in Antarctica?
Because they're ice-o-lated
Why are there no Covid-19 cases in Antarctica?
Because they're already in ICEolation.
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