He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”
Because my fatherboard went to get milk.
He said, "I usually tell her a long and pointless story"
Because they listen to their motherboard.
Dad(t)a and the Motherboard.
"Data"
The shop assistant said, "Motherboard?"
I said, "Yeah, she can't do online shopping anymore"
Because motherboard
They always do what their motherboard tells them
Mom replied, "Because computers listen to their motherboards"
I made my motherboard.
I was talking to my dad about the possibility of him getting a new laptop and us taking the HDD out of his current one and swapping it into a new one.
I was telling him about how the keys for Windows are generally tied to the motherboard of the laptop, to prevent exactly this. He kept acting extremely confused.
"How can the windows key be tied to the motherboard?"
"I dunno it takes the serial # or something"
"That just doesn't physically make sense"
"what about it doesn't make sense? It makes perfect sense!
"Well what happens if I get a new keyboard? I don't have to buy a new computer and it has a new windows key"
Dad: So what PC parts arrived today?
Brother: Just the motherboard
Dad: When's the fatherboard being delivered?
I found that pretty funny
They always listen to their motherboards!
(Heard in Orange is the New Black e1s3)
He said , “I usually tell her a long and pointless story.”
