My friend works in IT and I asked him, “How do you make a motherboard?”

He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why does my computer only have a motherboard?

Because my fatherboard went to get milk.

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👤︎ u/DarkL0k3
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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I asked my computer tech buddy how he makes motherboard?

He said, "I usually tell her a long and pointless story"

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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Why are computers smart?

Because they listen to their motherboard.

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👤︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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What would you call a baby computers parents?

Dad(t)a and the Motherboard.

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What did baby computer call his father computer?

"Data"

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👤︎ u/bazooka3
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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I was too proud to not share
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👤︎ u/dispoogaloo
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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I went to the computer shop and told them our family computer has an internal part that has stopped working

The shop assistant said, "Motherboard?"

I said, "Yeah, she can't do online shopping anymore"

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why did the father take the computer out for a night on the town?

Because motherboard

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👤︎ u/boxymcboxbox
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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Why are computers so smart?

They always do what their motherboard tells them

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👤︎ u/joy4jesus
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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I asked my mom, "Why are computers so smart?"

Mom replied, "Because computers listen to their motherboards"

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👤︎ u/PrematureEjacltr
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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I told my mum about how I fixed my computer.

I made my motherboard.

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📅︎ Sep 05 2015
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I hate/love my dad

I was talking to my dad about the possibility of him getting a new laptop and us taking the HDD out of his current one and swapping it into a new one.

I was telling him about how the keys for Windows are generally tied to the motherboard of the laptop, to prevent exactly this. He kept acting extremely confused.

"How can the windows key be tied to the motherboard?"

"I dunno it takes the serial # or something"

"That just doesn't physically make sense"

"what about it doesn't make sense? It makes perfect sense!

"Well what happens if I get a new keyboard? I don't have to buy a new computer and it has a new windows key"

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👤︎ u/wootiown
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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My brother's building a gaming PC and him and my dad were talking about the parts

Dad: So what PC parts arrived today?

Brother: Just the motherboard

Dad: When's the fatherboard being delivered?

I found that pretty funny

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👤︎ u/AnotherDayIn1984
📅︎ Jul 26 2016
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Why are computers so smart?

They always listen to their motherboards!

(Heard in Orange is the New Black e1s3)

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👤︎ u/o3mo
📅︎ Aug 05 2015
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I asked my computer tech buddy, “How do you make a motherboard?”

He said , “I usually tell her a long and pointless story.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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Why are computers so smart?

Because they listen to their motherboard

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👤︎ u/wampzi
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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