Board Game Night Puns

A list of puns related to "Board Game Night"

My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldn’t agree on what to play.

Finally we settled on Catan.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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My dad hit me with this one last night while playing board games.

Me: Go ahead and draw seven cards.

Dad: Okay, can you give me a pencil?

Me: What for?

Dad: To draw seven cards.

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👤︎ u/topdogg8990
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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One of my most solid, and witty dad joke i have ever dropped.

back story: So my mom had a friend come over last night and i was in the kitchen getting a glass of water. They are talking about board games for whatever reason. So here's how it went down.

Mom: my favorite board game is sorry! Friend: my game of sorry is ruined because my son spilled milk on it. me: oh I'm "sorry" to hear that.

I cracked up. they didn't find it as funny.

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👤︎ u/familiarleaf1
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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I'm planning a gift around making a dad joke

Friday is my boyfriend's birthday. My dad suggested a board game as a gift, and I decided that would be the present when I thought of this. I will be getting him the game "Life" simply because at some point during the night when we're playing it, I'll be able to slip in "I'm glad you're sharing your life with me."

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👤︎ u/LunarRarity
📅︎ Apr 09 2014
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