Guy tries to board a plane with a dead racoon. The flight attendant says, "sir, you're going to have to check that"
"Don't worry," he replies, "It's carrion."
How does a dart board on the ceiling make you sick?
I resigned from the ironing board.
Too many pressing issues and no way to de crease the number of suits against us.
What is Canada’s national board game?
I have an obsessive compulsion to steal a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest...
It's a Risk but I have to take it!
I have 1000 drawings of a Japanese board game.
I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....
He asked "Any Chess?"
So I said no, I'd rather go private.
The best part of writing a book using only a Ouija board is getting all the credit.
Because it was written by a ghost writer
I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
I love my dry erase board...
What do you yell at a Chinese board game tournament?
Was in my local gardening centre looking at outdoor floor boards when the owner asked me if I wanted decking?
Luckily I got the first punch in.
I’m in charge of the reader board at work
The College Board announced today that it will be dropping the essay section from the SAT.
It’ll now just be called the T.
I just got a dry erase board.
A judicious use of the board.
Not sure if this board works out.
If Mario’s brother died, would he contact him through a Luigi board?
I'm in big trouble, you guys. I bought a set of fake pushpins and put them by the bulletin board in the IRS break room.
Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.
My Sherlock Holmes themed Monopoly board is exactly 12 inches
How does an intellectual pirate board a ship?
I was asked to put either an inspirational quote or a joke on the message board at work.
The board is back in it's natural habitat.
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.
It was a trivial pursuit.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.
But I don't like talking about my checkered past.
Did you hear about the comedian who fell through some floor boards?
He was just going through a stage
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
Well we are closed now but the boards still come.
Found out I’m allergic to ceiling mounted dart boards...
They always make me throw up
My professor puts jokes on the board before class
The coolest part of a curcuit board is the gyroscope
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
I'm a big fan of white boards
I find them quite re-markable
So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NSW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?
It was on the no fly list
What does a board game maker do when discussing their ideas?
They monopolize the conversation
Finally realised these "gym" boards are not going to work out.
What is Apple's favorite board game?
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.
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