Because it was written by a ghost writer
It's great for contacting people who've pasta way.
It's my squeegee hoard.
He could never get to the other side so he tried to contact it.
Guess who’s come crawling back
It was a Ouija Gourd
So my mom, my oldest sister, and her daughter where at mine and my wife’s house for the weekend.
After having all the lights out so my wife and niece could play with a Ouija board, my niece wanted to make a cup of hot cocoa in the kitchen but she could find the light switch. The following exchange occurred...
Niece: Where is the light in the kitchen? Me: On the ceiling. Niece: Ok, but how do you turn it on? Me: With a light switch. Niece: Where is the light switch? Me: On the wall. Niece: Which wall? Me: The one with the switch.
She’s a good sport tho. We where laughing, she was grinning but definitely done with my uncle shit.
The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, "John, if you are with us, please say something".
The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-...
Wife: THAT'S HIM!!!
A Lou-ouija board.
Luigi Ouija Squeegee
I guess I'm just "Ouija bored"..
wife: "keith, say something"
me: "i'm scared"
[glass starts to move on ouija board]
H I S C A R E D
me: "goddamnit dad"