I asked an Australian kid what’s a clever comeback down under. He said...
What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
Australians are at it nice and early
I think my Australian neighbor is into philosophy
He keeps saying ''Oi, Kant''
Why aren't Australians hoarding toilet paper?
I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day
Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.
How do Australian Bidets greet each other?
Why do Australian bees never get into trouble?
Because they always beehive
What do you call a vengeful Australian spell caster who lives on the beach?
When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
Do Australians really say mate that often?
What kind of chocolate do Australian diving fans eat?
See, we can spell Australian
What is the difference between an Australian pop star and Jesus on the toilet?
Never trust an Australian zookeeper.
There's always some kind of roos.
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You can’t come in without a Thai.
John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam
Luck rituals in the Australian Open.
I was golfing in the Australian Open for the first time. I noticed all the pros were putting various condiments on their clubs. Salt on a putter, brown sauce on a driver, ketchup on a 9-iron.
I my caddy why they were doing it, and he explained that an Australian thing for good luck.
Now, by that time I had already shot straight into a sand trap so I said to him: "Too bad I didn't know about it. I really could use some of that luck right about now."
He just smiled...
...and gave me a vegemite sand-wedge.
I asked an Australian “What’s up?”
He replied: “The ground.”
Australians don’t have sex
Why do Australian doll shops stink of fish?
Because they keep throwing shrimp on the Barbie
What do you call a dead Australian?
He gets a mini heart-attack when the Australian waiter says "Check, Mate"
This morning, I told my Australian friend that the store was having a sale, and that he should check it out. He looked up at me, took out his earphones and said...
How do you greet a stinky Australian?
B'day, mate!
This joke failed in r/jokes I want to see if you all have a better sense of humor.
Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!
Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.
Who is the Australian Frankenstein's favourite music artist?
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
What did the Australian chess player say after he finished his meal?
"Can I have the check, mate?"
What do you call an Australian animal that tries to deceive you?
What did the Australian say to the toilet?
When you finish eating at an Australian restaurant
What's the favourite type of cake of Australians?
A day old Australian fish?
Australians are quite hot
Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you won’t be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...
My reply without missing a beat — you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
I was watching an Australian cooking show ...
... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show...
And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
Australian's don't have sex
What did the Australian grandmaster say when he finished his meal?
I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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