Brazil Puns

A list of puns related to "Brazil"

In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'

That will be a hard one to crack.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: The president of Brazil has tested positive for the coronavirus.

He met with Trump only 4 days ago!

The odds of this are like... one in a Brazillion...

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👤︎ u/iconicflux
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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What’s the capital of Brazil?

B

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👤︎ u/BigPapiEvan69
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Belgium vs Brazil names
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👤︎ u/Byumbyum
📅︎ Jul 06 2018
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What's the national animal of Brazil?

Portu-geese

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👤︎ u/unclezesty
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Today was valentine's day in Brazil, that is a serious love card
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👤︎ u/machine_pun
📅︎ Jun 13 2014
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What lives in Brazil?

A brazillion people.

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👤︎ u/rci22
📅︎ Jun 04 2017
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The world's largest cashew tree in Natal, Brazil covers two whole acres!

That's nuts!

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👤︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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I had trouble buying things in Brazil

They told me my money wasn't Real.

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👤︎ u/bdfariello
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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What do you call a commotion in Brazil?

A Rio-t

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👤︎ u/Carter16891
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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My kids think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil...

Because all of their presents came from Amazon last year.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 13 2016
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Dad's facebook status after Germany slaughtered Brazil today

I'm seeing a lot of lame cheap WWII jokes because of this soccer match. My heart goes out to the people of Brazil. The photos of crying Brazilians in the stands are moving. They clearly did Nazi it coming.

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👤︎ u/JESUSSREALDAD
📅︎ Jul 08 2014
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My Dad: What do they call Brazil nuts in Brazil?

...NUTS.

and then my entire family puts a hand over their eyes and shakes their heads.

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👤︎ u/timmypbass
📅︎ May 05 2014
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I wonder how many people like soccer in Brazil.

Probably Brazillians

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👤︎ u/sai_sai33
📅︎ Jun 29 2014
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Watching the Brazil vs. Germany semi-final...

Dad: Brazil looks like they're playing without a backbone!

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👤︎ u/highlander24
📅︎ Jul 08 2014
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Watching the Brazil - Netherlands game...

Me: "I wonder how many people are at the game?" Huge smile comes on my dad's face and I can tell he's real proud of this one Dad: "I bet at least a bra-ZILLION people"

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👤︎ u/ilikesunglazzes
📅︎ Jul 12 2014
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