Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...

....that could connect to the crowd.

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After the exodus through the Red Sea, Moses's staff could no longer perform miracles, and still he kept it beside him the rest of his life...

...he just couldn't part with it.

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Did you know that Prophet Moses invented beer?

Hebrew

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Moses was an amazing technological innovator

He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Why did Moses not win the race

Because God told him to come fourth

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You know how Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it. Ha!

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Did you know Moses was the first person to use the internet?

He got information from the cloud and posted it to his tablet.

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Moses had a really big part in crossing the Red Sea
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When Moses came down the mountain he noticed his followers had bad breath.

So he gave them the Ten Commandmints

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What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?

A middle parting.

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What happened when Moses walked through an Orchestra?

The parting of the reed sea

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Did you hear Moses was quite nuts?

Really?

Yeah, he was a real Basket case

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Technically, Moses is the first person to...

Download a document from the cloud using a tablet.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it... no, I’m serious; that Israeli how he does it.

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Moses was the first one to use control-c as a shortcut
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Moses was known for being skeptical of God's words.

When God said unto Moses, "I am who I am." Moses said, "No way!" And God said unto him, "Yahweh!"

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How does Moses make tea?

Hebrews it

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How does Moses make tea?

He brews

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How does Moses make tea?

He brews it

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Moses

Moses was the first man to connect his tablets to the cloud

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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

But that tablet only had 10 commands.

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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it!

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses prepare his tea?

He brews it

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How does Moses make coffee?

He-brews it.

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How does moses make his coffee

Hebrews it

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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it

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How does Moses make tea?

He Brews.

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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make tea?

Hebrews it

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How Moses divided the Red Sea:

Red Sea /2 = .5

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How does Moses make tea?

He brews.

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How Does Moses Make Coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his morning Coffee?

Hebrews it!

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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