A man, cursed by a wicked genie, goes to the local prophet for help.
The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a hex a gon."
What was the name of the prophet?
Seymour
Did you know that Prophet Moses invented beer?
Hebrew
Isn't atheism a Non Prophet Organization?
Ba dump tsssss
βAtheism is a non-prophet organization.β - George Carlin
As less and less people are buying into religion, prophets are down.
There's a nearby red giant star, and the people that lived around it are insectoid until their prophet Moses led them away to a system that's still inhabitable.
They're called the beetle jews.
I guess one could call Atheism a non-prophet religion
A financial analyst is a profit prophet
My dads friend today. If the pope isn't a Prophet...
Then the Catholic Church must be a non-profit organization!
Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet
And lo, an angel appeared unto the prophet Isaiah, and said:
Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"
Isaiah: "Uh... what?"
And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.
Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
