Muhammad Ali: Float like a butterfly
Jellyfish: Done
Muhammad Ali: sting like a bee
Jellyfish: I am nailing this.
What do you call Muhammad Ali when he reaches his boiling point?
Gaseous Clay!
Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?
Itβs a non-prophet organization.
For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.
Both boxed
The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
My grandpa claimed to be able to beat Muhammad Ali in his prime...
Of course in his prime Muhammad Ali was only 4
I recently started volunteering at this place called Muhammad's Bakery.
It's a Naan Prophet organization.
Mountains aren't just funny
They're hill areas.
Who was the skateboarder's favorite boxer?
Muhammad Ollie
It's easy to understand the philosophical differences between Sunni and Shia...
...One believes that Abu Bakr was the true successor to the prophet Muhammad. The other believes he did a good job acting in the Transformers movies. An easy point of contention to be sure.
Sporty dad joke
Heard on the train:
What would you call a great boxer if he switched to art?
Muhammad Dali.
What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats a can of beans?
Gaseous Clay
