Muhammad Ali: Float like a butterfly

Jellyfish: Done

Muhammad Ali: sting like a bee

Jellyfish: I am nailing this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What do you call Muhammad Ali when he reaches his boiling point?

Gaseous Clay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdibleSteak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Muhammad Ollie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?

It’s a non-prophet organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walrusgumbel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.

Both boxed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theanthonybrooks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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My grandpa claimed to be able to beat Muhammad Ali in his prime...

Of course in his prime Muhammad Ali was only 4

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Muhammad Ali Walks Into A Bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/halshing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2013
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I recently started volunteering at this place called Muhammad's Bakery.

It's a Naan Prophet organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akoro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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Muhammad Ali Walks Into A Bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/halshing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Mountains aren't just funny

They're hill areas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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Who was the skateboarder's favorite boxer?

Muhammad Ollie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dstronghwh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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It's easy to understand the philosophical differences between Sunni and Shia...

...One believes that Abu Bakr was the true successor to the prophet Muhammad. The other believes he did a good job acting in the Transformers movies. An easy point of contention to be sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klingers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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Sporty dad joke

Heard on the train:

What would you call a great boxer if he switched to art?

Muhammad Dali.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wiggen93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats a can of beans?

Gaseous Clay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalismetal5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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