Call me Ishmael.

Seriously, call me. It's been months. I still don't know what I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designatedjohnny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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Department store clerk: If you need anything, my name is Gwen.

Me: What's your name otherwise?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
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