Jehovah Witness Puns

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Does Heaven turn out the lights and pretends nobody's home ?

Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?

He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.

I said "Are you kidding, I didn't even see the accident." (Props to the Unknown Comic.)

I guess they don’t appreciate random strangers knocking on their doors

He told me a Knock Knock joke, and I refused to answer.

He gave me a leaflet and said, "Who knows? You might find it useful."

So I scrunched it up into a ball and threw it at him. "I guess you were right," I replied.

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

It’s called the Witch Tower Society.

The Italians dont like any witnesses

One is a Loch Ness

The other is "Knock less"

That I will open the door.

It’s the Jehovah’s witnesses working from home

Jehovah's witnesses

What do you call it when a Jehovah Witness works out?

Jehovah Fitness

Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.

Because the hate people knocking on their doors 🚪

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door

They don't like any witnesses.

They don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.