How does a millennial learn to tell the time?
Why do millennials only count using odd numbers?
How do you measure millennials?
What did the Millennial say after reading the Unabomber's manifesto?
What do call a white millennial
Forrest Gump doesn’t care about millennials either, but do you know what generation he does care about?
What do a pirate and a millennial have in common?
They greet friends with “yo ho!”
What do millennials call lay-offs?
What does a millennial cowboy say?
What is a Millennial's favorite dinosaur?
If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, we’d have enough to make a tropical depression
I married my wife for her looks,
but not the ones she’s been giving me lately.
What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?
That low key gave me chills
What does a millennial chemist eat for a snack?
I hired a millennial today! He said he doesn't need to be paid...
Participation is its own trophy!
How much does a millennial weigh?
How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
It was a millennial falcon.
Did you hear about the millennial wine snob?
Maybe Millennials are out of shape because we grew up watching sit-coms
Stand-coms would've made for better outcomes.
Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!?"
I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
What is a millennials favourite seasoning mix?
What do you call a 30 year old peregrine?
What does buying a house and trigonometry have in common?
you have to sine and cosine
Participation trophies
Apparently some kids just took down another confederate monument. Guess this is proof that millennials really do hate participation trophies
What langue do UPS men speak?
If I get a falcon born between 1980-2000
If I get a falcon born between 1980-2000, I would officially own a millennial falcon. I wonder how fast it could do the kestrel run.
New TV Show Idea
I'm going to make an updated version of Cheaters for Millennials....it will be called "Bae-Watch."
How do you measure millennials?
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
I went to my backyard this morning, and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
I was in my backyard when I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
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