Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
A Thor foot.
But the silly bastard tripped and came fifth
I try to keep it lowkey.
Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...
God: * creates birds *.
He's an atheist.
Tod.
I'm Thor.
Called it a day.
God replies, "To me, its about a minute."
I asked, "How much is $5 million?"
God replies, "To me its like a penny."
I asked, "May I have a penny please?"
God replies, "Wait a minute. "
He got hung up on his boards.
Talk about blind faith
It was an egg ganache tick
He gave him 2 test tickles
Apollogies.
"No way!"
"YAHWEH!"
He was standing on holey ground.
Every single colonisable country in colonising range: „God save (me from) the Queen!“
They stay low key (Loki).
The wolves may be predators but he pray
Is it with a match made in Heaven ?
He kept things pretty low key.
Because without them, boobs would be pointless.
Typos!
...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
Arthrites.
"Well prayed"
Instead of the typical "last year" jokes after midnight, he completely confused my mom by talking about "last month."
"We brought those over last month."
A Thor foot.
He called it a day.
