6 Hilarious Shiite Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?

Thanks for the Baghdad!

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👤︎ u/Alpha_Supreme

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.

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👤︎ u/Nearly-God

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.

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👤︎ u/gluecksschwuemmli

📅︎ May 23 2020

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An imam walks into a mosque and says "This must be a Sunni mosque"

"No Shiite"

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👤︎ u/bb-m

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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How did the Iranian prisoners escape the capital? Tehran away.

I know what you're thinking, "Oman, that joke was Shiite, can't you joke about Sunni else?" I could, or you Kuwait until I'm finished. Do I have more? Yemen, but Israeli not that many. I write them down though... I store them in Iraq. Or for transport I store them I'm my bag, Dad. (Pretend you're my dad.)

Edit: Minor detail (Quatar you doing, man!)

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👤︎ u/DankOfTheEndless

📅︎ Jul 04 2017

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British weather is a lot like Islam

It might be Sunni now but it will be Shiite later.

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👤︎ u/chispica

📅︎ Aug 29 2018

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