A list of puns related to "Dijon"
But I mustard up the courage and did it anyway.
me: just finished the presentation dad: kk how did it go? me: it went well, it was difficult because it was only a 10 minute presentation when we are used to 20 minute long ones dad: dijon dad: should be two hours of prep for each minute or presentation me: we pulled it off quite well and prepared for a while too dad: dijon and relish me: what does that mean? dad: dijon and relish... kidding you'll ketchup
Celine Dijon
Dijon vu
"Dijon...."
Background- I work in a cafe, and we use wholegrain mustard for our sandwiches.
Cut to my boss waving a jar of Dijon: "What is this!!! This isn't what I ordered!"
Me: "Well that won't...cut the mustard"
He looked disappointed in me.
I was asking my wife the ingredients to the chicken she made for dinner. She started listing ingredients "honey dijon mustard, soy sauce, tarragon, ginger, red pepper flakes.." I stopped her and asked "do we have any more tarragon?". Saddened, she replied "no I threw it all away." I then cracked a smirk knowing my set up worked completely as planned and said "so, now it's all... tarra-gone?" I burst into laughter. My wife said the only thing she ever says to me after I tell her one of my brilliant jokes.. "I hate you.".. brings joy to my heart every time I hear it.
Why is there grey poop on the mustard? Because they got it from Dijon!
On a road trip through France when I was younger.
Mum: "Have we passed Dijon yet?"
Dad: "We must'ard done."
Sigh
Celine Dijon
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