She said "We don't have butt mustard."
Saucery
Please guys, refer as condimentally challenged
- He said "You walk ahead, I'll ketchup with you." 2."Are you sure?" Asked the cop "I saw it with mayonnaise"replied the witness.
- The vexed cucumber said "I'm in a pickle right now."
- Oh! And I mustard that this is my first post on Reddit.
It was delicious! My condiments to the chef!
They are ilRELLISHvant
MustardCard
In the condiment-iums
But I couldn't mustard up the courage.
So this happened at my convoy briefing at my unit this morning:
Commander: 'Convoy speed will be 50, catch up speed will be 55'
Someone else: 'What's the mustard speed going to be?'
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
She was wearing yellow and her sister was wearing red. i told them they looked like ketchup and mustard when she replied, "Well thank you. I'll take that as a condiment."
Me: (pointing at some silverware) Pass me that fork 'n' spoon, Dad.
Him: (pointing at the condiments) Sure, just pass me the duck 'n' mustard.
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