What do you call a deer standing in the woods?

STAG-nant.

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If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...

would she be Prague-nant?

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...but really doe
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What do you call something that's offensive to the mind of a dog?

Re-pug-nant.

*screams internally*

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I dad-joked my dad when I was a kid.

Kid me: Dad, what is a nant? (put emphasis on the space between a and nant)

Dad: Ummmm....I think its some term for computer memory, like part of a byte or something. (this was the late 90s and he worked for a computer company so he was trying to sound smart)

Kid me: No, stupid, an ant, like the things that run around on ant hills.

Dad: Haha (internally wishes I was dead)

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