My roommate tried to become a dad

Four of us were just sitting around, sipping on some whiskey.

Friend: "I went to YardHouse the other day with my coworkers and got some good bourbon. Man is burned so bad."

Roommate: "You mean burnbon?"

We just sat around in silence and looked at each other for two minutes before sighing.

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📅︎ Jun 06 2016
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