My dad got me with this one over skype

Dad and I talking about an upcoming Italy trip over skype.

Dad: Yeah I would like to visit Florence as well

Me: oh, Florence is amazing, I loved it there!

Dad:did you see the machine?

Me: (confused) machine? what machine?..........oh for fucks sake.

Dad laughs, I facepalm

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📅︎ Sep 26 2015
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Gelato joke

My son, currently 'enduring' a semester abroad in Florence, Italy, messages me: "Remind me to tell you about the history of gianduja. It's absurd."

My response: "Yeah, I heard it's kind of nutty."

No applause, please. I'll be here all week. Try the lasagna.

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📅︎ Oct 05 2014
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