When we were in Venice, Italy we wanted to go to the Vivaldi museum

But after we paid for dinner we were baroque.

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👤︎ u/Crash_86
📅︎ Jan 30 2016
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So, I'm in Venice, Italy with my parents on vacation.

My mom tells us that according to studies, Venice sinks a little more every year. My dad then responds, "What's Venice sinking (said to sound like thinking) about?"

I lost it in front of many foreign tourists who probably thought I was mental.

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👤︎ u/JohnnyT723
📅︎ Jun 28 2015
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What's venison?

No, Venice is in Italy.

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👤︎ u/twin802
📅︎ Oct 29 2016
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