Are German puns allowed??
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︎ Dec 25 2018
German pun
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︎ Jan 20 2018
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︎ Jun 17 2015
A German boy pushes his brother off a cliff.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do two German bakers say when the see each other?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Had a German sausage for the first time today,
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︎ Jan 03 2021
How do German breads greet eachother?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Why did the German go to so many aromatherapy venues?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the German baker close down?
Because all his goods were Stollen.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Oh man, German sausages...
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why did I stop eating German sausages?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Some bastard has taken my festive German fruit bread
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︎ Dec 17 2020
How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?
They say "Gluten Morgen!"
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What's the German WW2 pilot's favourite dessert?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
My German cake has gone missing
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︎ Dec 21 2020
A German tourist jumped off to the freezing water to save my precious dog who was drowning.
After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine."
I said, "Are you a vet?"
To which he replied, annoyed; "Vet? I'm fucking zoaking."
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?
The guy says "no, just the one"
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.
It was the Absolut wurst.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My wife keeps yelling at me for only eating German sausages
I mean, what is the wurst that can happen?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
How do you say hello to a gluten-free German?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you call a German racing movie?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
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︎ Dec 08 2020
A German Family consisting of a Mom, Dad, 8-year-old son, and 6-year-old daughter walk into a bar.
The Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What did the German man say when asked if he could count past 8?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I really hate German sausage.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why do you get German people's attention when sneezing?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Have you heard of the Christmas game that Germans play?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.
They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer
The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Why shouldnβt you eat German sausages?
Because they are the wurst kind of sausage.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher.
No idea why the school hired him.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
βYesβ βOuiβ βSΓβ βJaβ
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Breaking News. Total caos and panic as Germans are flooding supermarkets to buy sausages and cheese
Thatβs a wurst kase scenario
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︎ Nov 06 2020
How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Have you ever tried german sausage?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
How do German breads greet each other?
They say - Gluten Morgen!
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do German snakes say?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What did the german bread say to the other german bread?
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