What is in a ghostβs nose? Boo-gers.
What kind of ghost lives in your nose?
A boo-ger
What do you call frozen ground beef?
Ham-brrrrr-ger
Which country really controls European currency?
Ger-money
Her nose really wasn't bleeding.
Wife: "Is my nose bleeding?"
Me: "No, it's snot."
I'm scared of my friend's large dog.
I fear I am in Great Dane-ger.
A joke about German currency
Why doesn't Germany just call their currency Ger-Money?
How do fish press buttons?
With their fin-gers
carpentry tools joke
a few years ago i was doing a short carpentry course. the instructor was showing off several tools we'd be using and showed us an auger (or-ger).
'oh like shrek' i said
'no... thats an ogre' he replied (oh-ger)
'well yeah but he had a scottish accent didnt he!'
