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Ger Puns

A list of puns related to "Ger"

Wholesome Bird-ger pun
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👤︎ u/MK_Wastebin
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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Trig-ger warning [OC]
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👤︎ u/ButterKnifeComics
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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Yes, yes, ger are many problems
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👤︎ u/arusub15cfop
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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What kind of ghost lives in your nose?

A boo-ger

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call frozen ground beef?

Ham-brrrrr-ger

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👤︎ u/SeabaSquad
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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Which country really controls European currency?

Ger-money

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👤︎ u/rover359
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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Her nose really wasn't bleeding.

Wife: "Is my nose bleeding?"

Me: "No, it's snot."

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👤︎ u/beegamer
📅︎ Jul 15 2016
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I'm scared of my friend's large dog.

I fear I am in Great Dane-ger.

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👤︎ u/Adog311
📅︎ Jun 13 2017
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A joke about German currency

Why doesn't Germany just call their currency Ger-Money?

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👤︎ u/xx_das_shame_xx
📅︎ Dec 21 2016
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How do fish press buttons?

With their fin-gers

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👤︎ u/gabesytf
📅︎ Jun 12 2017
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carpentry tools joke

a few years ago i was doing a short carpentry course. the instructor was showing off several tools we'd be using and showed us an auger (or-ger).

'oh like shrek' i said

'no... thats an ogre' he replied (oh-ger)

'well yeah but he had a scottish accent didnt he!'

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👤︎ u/theoldcrow5179
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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