Feminism

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)

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👤︎ u/Mogwair
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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My best friend Gavin died of heart burn

Still can't believe Gav is gone.

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👤︎ u/WaxyTax
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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What I love about r/dadjokes is how wholesome these posts are
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📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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Guys i did it! imgur.com/g2mxgg7
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👤︎ u/BlinkDuck
📅︎ Jun 18 2017
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I saw this and thought it was pretty cheesy
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👤︎ u/Haklee
📅︎ Jun 12 2017
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What's the most dangerous key on a piano?

Middle C, also known as C4

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📅︎ Mar 19 2016
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Half a penny?

That doesn't make any cents!

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📅︎ Dec 03 2011
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I went to the Service Station to get an Ice Cream with my two cousins and my mate...

Before I start; a golden gaytime is an ice cream that's pretty big in Australia.

So we went to the servo to get an ice cream. We were having a look when my cousin says "Hmm, I think I might have a Gaytime", to which I replied "Well when you're done just buy an ice cream and meet us at home."

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📅︎ Dec 26 2014
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My dad swooped in for the killing blow today

My mom said she was making Indian food tonight, including naan. I asked if she had all the "naan-essentials." She made an angry noise. "Sorry," I said, "was that a naan-sequitor?"

My dad happened to walk in just then. "Punish him!" my mom said to him.

"What? Why?"

"He keeps making puns!" My dad paused for a moment.

"Sounds like he's the one pun-ishing you."

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👤︎ u/WasabiofIP
📅︎ Jan 24 2015
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I asked my neighbor where his horse went.

I also asked him who this strange vigilante was in the horse's place.

what I was referring to. https://www.google.com/search?q=horse+fly+mask&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=675&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAmoVChMI_bfNyfPuxgIVgYsNCh1dFQxM

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👤︎ u/atrix324
📅︎ Jul 22 2015
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