for some context they made a germany pun
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︎ Oct 25 2019
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
An American man went to Germany for a vacation.
As he arrived, he decided to go fishing, so he did. But tragedy struck and his boat hit a rock, making a hole. The man, as anyone would do, called the coast guard and yelled "IM SINKING IM SINKING!"
the German Coast Guard casually replied, "what are you sinking about?"
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I hate sausages from germany
because they are the wurst
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Germany was neutral I swear
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What used to be a nazi dictator ship other than germany?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Did you hear about the electric car from Germany?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Spain 6 - 0 Germany
Germany have hit a new LΓΆw.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .
It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie βThe Firmβ is the sequel to Die Hard?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I never knew that Peter Sellers was a tank driver for Germany during WW2.
Apparently, it was a pink panzer.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Germany is now advising its citizens to stock up on cheese and sausages.
The Wurst KΓ€se scenario has arrived.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
My friend Gene changed his name after he moved to Germany.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Iβm not a big fan of the tea in Germany
Over there itβs βDer Teeβ
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︎ Aug 04 2020
How do you know if a product is made in Germany?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Germany Prepares for COVID-19
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
People in Germany were hoarding sausage and cheese due to the pandemic,
It was the wurst kΓ€se scenario.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Sad news today in Germany. The inventor of the lozenge has died.
They service will be held on Monday. They'll be no coffin.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
So i made this during the 2014 world cup, and thank God Germany won
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Germany is now requiring people to stock up cheese and sausages due to COVID-19.
This is called the Wurst-KΓ€se Scenario.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
In Germany this weekend they have been preparing for the crisis by stocking up on sausages and cheese.
It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
A blind dude took a trip to Germany,
Call that shit not-see Germany
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︎ Apr 08 2020
It has been revealed that Germany has the lowest rate of Coronavirus in the world
It's because they wash their Hans
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︎ Mar 16 2020
I found a "table tennis" shirt in germany
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︎ Jan 24 2020
How many countries border Germany?
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︎ May 07 2020
What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
There used to be a game in Germany called nine.
It didnβt last long because no one ever agreed to play it.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
TIL Germany only has three digit phone numbers.
I asked a local girl for her number and she kept telling me it was 9 9 9.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
How do you get from Germany to Sweden?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
What is Germanyβs new favorite letter?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Don't you think Germany is annoying during WW2?
I mean, they are quite in-FΓΌhrer-ating
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Germany has unveiled a new, healthy meal plan for all its citizens
They call it the Guten Free Diet.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Itβs lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobodyβs Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. Itβs just Eiffel
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What Iβm doing is wrong on so gerMANY levels
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Did you guys know that, in Germany, the Tom Cruise 'The Firm' is actually just the Die Hard sequel?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
A friend in Germany tells me everyoneβs panic buying sausages and cheese.
Itβs the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.
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︎ May 17 2020
What do you call panic-buying sausage and cheese in Germany?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
My friend in Germany tells me...
...everyoneβs panic buying sausages and cheese.
Itβs the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
A friend in Germany tells me everyoneβs panic buying sausages and cheese..
Itβs the Wurst KΓ€se scenario
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︎ Mar 18 2020
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