Allman Puns

A list of puns related to "Allman"

I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,

"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?

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👤︎ u/marycartlizer
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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My Dad wants him and I to start an Allman Brothers tribute band called the Almond Brothers.

"We'll be like the Allman Brothers, but we're nuts!"

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👤︎ u/My_Tallest
📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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I gave a couple of almonds to my girlfriend. I told her "I call this a Jessica."

She looked at me and asked why I called it a "Jessica".

I told her because it's two almonds.

You might even say.....

Almond Brothers.

(This literally just happened. She rolled her eyes so hard they twitched some.)

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👤︎ u/Seannj222
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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