A list of puns related to "Poland"
You might run into the polish police.
The locals are the best. They didnβt have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.
Take the third Reich
The Indianapolish 500
I own a Czech one too.
Cause Iβm trying to Gydnia
I also had a Czech one too, czech one too
I was amazed how polished everything was
Yes- Warsaw, Poland
Apple Jews
Honda Stivic
I guess you could call it Pole-land
You czech the polish.
A barber Pole
Tried this in /r/Showerthoughts but it didn't go over well...maybe too much of a pun?
...has a kurwature.
...with a fellow Dad last weekend when we walked past what looked very much like a strip club. He was a little surprised to find such an establishment in the rather staid seaside resort we were staying in, so I explained that we were in a country with a long and respectable tradition of Pole dancing.
"We wouldn't want your water to break."
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