Why do the Swedish put barcodes on the side of their ships?
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︎ May 17 2021
What is the name of a Swedish detective?
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︎ May 06 2021
As we drove past Ikea, my dad began one of his rants βWhy do people want Swedish furniture? The fancy closet in my bedroom was built by a good olβ fashioned local carpenter, none of this foreign import rubbish!β He was surprisingly vocal...
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Swedish inventors have created cyborgs which are hard to distinguish from real humans.
Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
The Swedish navy have labelled all their vessels with giant barcodes,
So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Heard about this famous Swedish DJ once, forgot his name.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?
So when they come in they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
My neighbor drones on and on about his notoriously unreliable Swedish sports car...
It seems like a great big Saab story to me.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Do you know what someone says when they have no access to Swedish furniture stores?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Did you hear about the Swedish car company that went bust in 2012?
Itβs your typical Saab story.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Swedish people like to add syrup to their espresso.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I was reading a book about Swedish cars.
It was quite the Saab story.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasnβt allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew heβd give a French toast, and they said it wasnβt worth the pain.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Swedish Fish
They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What do Swedish people put in their coffee?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?
So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I was going to post about how much trouble my Swedish car has been . . .
...but I guess nobody really wants to hear that old Saab story.
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︎ May 17 2020
Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70βs Swedish Pop Band
Itβs called ABBA-Cadabra.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What do you call an angry, yet polite Swedish person?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
why did the Swedish racer lose the race
because he couldn't cross the finnish line.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What did the Swedish hedge say to the other Swedish hedge?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Swedish astronomer Andres Celcius died in 1744 at the age of 43.
Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
My son was eating out of a bag of Swedish Fish
On Christmas my aunt gave my son a small box of Swedish fish which he immediately devoured. At the moment he threw the empty box on the coffee table I looked at it with wide eyes and said, "Oh look! Now they're Finnish!" He didn't get it.
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What do you call a city without a Swedish furniture store?
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︎ May 30 2019
If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,
They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'
Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish
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︎ Feb 13 2020
During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.
Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jul 10 2017
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes painted on their hulls?
So that when they return to port, the authorities can Scandinavian
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︎ May 12 2019
The Swedish Armada started painting barcodes on the side of their ships.
That way when they are at port they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jan 31 2019
[ACTUAL QUOTE] A$AP Rocky was released from Swedish prison today. Donald Trump's tweet in response to his release:
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"
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︎ Aug 02 2019
What does the Swedish Chef cook for Sunday lunch?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Did you hear about the Swedish national cross-country marathon?
The winner was the first to cross the Finnish line.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I introduced a friend of mine to Swedish cuisine.
"Mashed potatoes, meatballs. Balls, meet mashed potatoes."
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︎ Aug 24 2018
If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er
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︎ Oct 10 2017
Why does the Swedish Navy put barcodes on all of their ships?
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︎ May 02 2021
Why do Swedish ships have barcodes?
So they can scandinavian.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Did you know that the ships in the Swedish navy have barcodes on them?
Itβs so when they come back they can Scandinavian
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why does the Swedish navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So when they dock they can Scandinavian
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Where did the Swedish cross country race end?
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︎ Apr 15 2019
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?
A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jan 30 2018
Why do they put barcodes on Swedish battleships?
So when they arrive in port, they can scan da navy in.
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︎ Dec 10 2018
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